 The Sexy Shoe & Pedicure Pledge
Alright People, it's that
time of the year again. Just a friendly reminder!! Please raise
your big toes and repeat after me:
As a member of the Sexy People Sister & Brotherhood, I
pledge to follow the Rules when I wear sandals and other open-toe
shoes:
I promise to always wear open toe shoes and sandals that fit. My toes or toenails
will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill
over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge
out between the straps.
I will buff nails to a high shine, go polish-free or vow to keep
the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will keep my Acrylic Toe
Nails maintained regularly. I will not cheat and just touch up my
big toe, nor will I put off my toe fill for another week or
two.
I will purchase a professional callous remover and sand down any
mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow. I will either
shave or have my technician wax the hairs off my big toe.
I won't wear toe in pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend,
coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay
under my toes if I tuck it there.
If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back
into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or
toss it and buy new a pair.
I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good
friend the professional pedicurist and Dr. Scholl's when my feet
need them.
I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low,
low price of $4.99 or the Dollar Store...Even if my feet are small
enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my
safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when
standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down
with me as I fall and break my ankle.
I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes
swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.
If I have been privy to the magic that is Foot Soup, I will share
that knowledge and experience with the non-initiated.
I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse,
sister, brother, family members and coworkers when they ask me if
their feet are too ugly to wear open toe shoes or sandals. Someone has to tell them
that their toes are as long as my fingers and no open shoe or sandal makes
creepy feet look good.
I will promise if I wear flip flops they will not be chewed up and
dirty, no matter how comfortable they are. I will ensure that they
actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and
I will swear NOT to slip around in, slide or drag my feet while
wearing them.
I will promise to go my professional pedicure (Real professionals don't us credo blades - They are ILLEGAL!) service provider at
least once a month year round and enjoy an honest and true professional spa pedicure. (They are about $40 - $60 and worth
EVERY darn penny). I work hard and I deserve nothing
less.
I will promise to throw away any
white/off-white open toe shoes or sandals that show signs of wear...nothing is
tackier than dirty white sandals. Don't keep this to yourself -
pass it, better yet email this on to other fellow
associates. Remember...Ignorance is not
bliss!
If You Print a Copy of This and
Present It to your service professional at LéVonne de Spa during
your pedicure appointment and you will... Receive a Special Gift! Thank you, LeVonne | |
